{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}

{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}

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