{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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