{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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